It's the face of a bat.  And I already know I'm crazy.  Arkham??

Robin McKinley's Beauty (I know I spelled her last name wrong)

The reason is its a retelling of my favorite fairy tale Beauty and the Beast, but its told from a different way.  Beauty got her name as a joke, she's not a beautiful princess type, she's a bookworm who is plain.  She's smart and strong willed.  Her family isn't filled with mean sisters ( Read more... )

Does talking to yourself count?  Because I'd be screwed if it did.

Life's a Lemon and I want my money back....by MeatLoaf.

Hurm....

That's a toughie....I would say Sherlock Holmes immediately but...does Doctor Who count?  He investigates things...